An introduction to Motamojo

For anyone able to read this message, allow me to introduce myself. My name was once Joe, and long ago I was just like you. I lived on the planet Earth in a beautiful but boring land known as Pennsylvania--but aeons have passed since then. I can no longer remember how I came to this place; I only recall traveling to a merchant called Media Play and purchasing something for my PC, whatever that is. The only clear memory I have is installing a program named "World of Warcraft." In that moment every aspect of my existance changed.
I am now Motamojo, a Blood Knight in the service of the great city of Silvermoon. I have no recollection of my childhood, but I know I've always wanted to be a great paladin and serve in the elite order of the Blood Knights. I underwent long and dangerous training in the accursed area known as the Ghostlands, fending off evil spirits and slaughtering giant undead spiders who infest the land. As the final step in my training I had to defeat an existing member of the Blood Knights and deal a fatal blow, then prove my mastery over death by resurrecting my fallen ally. Now wielding the immense powers of a true paladin, I have quested all over the Eastern Kingdowns of Azeroth, growing stronger with each passing day.
I am pressed for time, so I'll be brief. Not long ago I discovered a way to communicate with people from my old life on Earth. In my dreams I can conjure messages known as 'blogs' and send them to the 'World Wide Web'. As terrifying as that sounds, this web seems to connect our worlds. If you Earth-people can read this, please reply! I am not alone in my quest for peace, but we face new and deadlier threats each day. My people--nay, all the inhabitants of Azeroth are depending on you!